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| “Big picture thinker?” Try “lazy bum.” You’ve got your head so far in the clouds that looking at your feet will give you vertigo. Heaven forbid you use that big brain of yours to actually get something done, right? Fortunately, there is a section in How to Self-Destruct just for you. |
You couple big picture thinking with an appreciation for the importance of hard work. You need to buy How to Self-Destruct right now, before you make another move. |
You are stuck between conceptual thinking and tactical thinking. Sometimes you see the forest, sometimes the trees. Quit waffling. How to Self-Destruct will show you how to define your perspective and make the least of it. |
You may think of yourself as having great attention to detail, but the rest of the world pegs you as petty and small-minded. Your response to living in a big world is to stay in your cave and deny the rest of it exists.How to Self-Destruct isn’t for you, it’s about you. |
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| There is a phrase used to describe high strung Type A’s like you. It rhymes with shucking gas mole. Other adjectives people use behind your back include frenetic, spastic, insane, and out-of-control. Expect to whip through How to Self-Destruct in one sitting. |
What do you call someone whose internal drive is wrapped in a mellow exterior? Not a self-destructor, that’s for sure. Blind spots can be dangerous, and you have a major one: you don’t realize how good you are! How to Self-Destruct will set you straight. |
You know how to gear up to get things done, and you also know how to cut loose and leave the Crackberry behind. Can’t make up your mind, can you? How to Self-Destruct will help show you how your haphazard approach can be refined to maximize chances for failure. |
Absolute zero is not a theoretical limit for you, it’s a goal. And if you were any more chill, you’d achieve it. While everyone else frets about accomplishment, you’re content to live a parasitic existence off the backs of others. Read How to Self-Destruct and take mooching to a new level. |
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| If you haven't noticed, humans are social by nature. I'm guessing you haven't: iron ore shows more love and compas-sion than you. How to Self-Destruct will help you maximize your aloofness... but just to verify something quickly before we get started, your goal is to die alone and miserable, right? |
Coupling internal fortitude with learned social skills is a recipe for success; in other words, you may be doomed to positions of leadership and responsibility for all eternity. Quick: read How to Self-Destruct and get out from the crushing weight of destiny. |
Sometimes, you've got what it takes to stand and deliver. Other times, you need to borrow strength from others. Always, you are an inconsistent mess. Use How to Self-Destruct to help settle down into a more consistently destructive routine. |
You excel at the social part of life, but when it comes to standing alone and making the tough call, you crumble like a cookie. If you don't already wear your spinelessness with pride, you will after you read How to Self-Destruct. |
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| Napoleon, Hussein, Chairman Mao; this is the company you keep. Good start! How to Self-Destruct will help you make the most of your abrasive, micro-managing, untrusting style. |
Rare is the leader who sets goals and trusts people to meet them. It makes me think of such folks as Washington, Lincoln, Ghandi... and you? Not likely! C’mon, let’s get cracking on a plan that’s more attainable over the long haul. Start by buying How to Self-Destruct. |
From micromanager to laissez-faire and back again. Watching you work is like watching a tennis match between two diametrically opposed styles... maybe we should call you Cybil. Or perhaps we should simply call in the expertise of How to Self-Destruct. |
If half the time you spend abdicating your management responsibilities were spent executing your management responsibilities, you’d be a half-decent manager. Scary thought, huh? How to Self-Destruct will help you maintain your implosive tendencies. |
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